I hate my stepsister so much that when in the shower, I masturbate and cum in her shampoo. Then when she gets out of the shower i laugh and she has no clue why.

Sometimes when I speak I type out my words with an imaginary keyboard.

I find text easier to read when it's sideways.

When I'm in the kitchen (only the kitchen) i fear that the corners of the room (walls, cabinets, the oven..etc) will suddenly spring out and cut me into pieces. I try to stand in a spot without a corner pointing at me, but its nearly impossible. This mostly worries me because i know if they did spring out, whatever I'm cooking would burn and i couldn't eat it.

I hate arby's, and I've never eaten there.

When ever i take a walk around my neighborhood and i see those little chemical flags... the ones that are about a foot tall and they are red, blue, green or some warning color? I have a voice inside my head that screams for me to steal them. but i never do, because i know someone would find out.

there is a certain song that when i listen to it, i have to blink on a three certain drum beats.

I can't stand touching Popsicle sticks. Even the thought of it gives me the willies. The thought of eating a popsicle or a corndog and my teeth touching the stick totally makes me want to throw up.

i HAVE to put on my right shoe first, otherwise i feel lopsided and it ruins my whole day. it also makes me uncomfortable to SEE anyone put on their left shoe first. even thinking about it is awkward.

I like reformatting my computer for some reason. It's kind of fun for me, i guess, but I don't know why.

I need a fan on whenever i'm sleeping, even in the winter when its freezing cold. I dunno why but i can't sleep in silence.

I forget to look in mirrors.I don't work so i don't use makeup anymore and i brush my teeth int he shower and my haiir on the run.I don't really know what i look like and get a shock when I do see myself.like,"OH"

I have an ear fetish. Whenever my girlfriend and I get intimate, I always start by nibbling her ears. Once we tried to do it without the ear thing, and I couldn't bring myself to touch her. I am not proud of this.

I text message with perfect grammar.

I've never used the Sleep feature on my alarm clock because I'm always paranoid that it won't work and I'll wake up late for work--I totally don't trust any of them.

When I don't have to go out into public, I don't shower. This can be for over a week.

Sometimes I pull out individual pubic hairs that are especially thick. It feels good.

I can't sleep without a comfort blanket I've had since preschool.

I can't stand touching areas of any bathroom, such as the most of the taps, plugholes, plugs, bath and sink rims, and the sides of the sink. But I am perfectly comfortable with touching any area of the toilet.

I hate flying because I have this feeling the plane will crash and I will die. (YAY I\\\'M THE 500th QUIRK!!!)