Everyone is much weirder than they allow themselves to come off. That means that no one's really that much weirder than anyone else, which means we're all, well, normal. Yet very weird. This site celebrates our collective normality.
I have a full-length mirror in my bedroom, and I night I like to "tuck" myself just to see what I look like. After about 15-20 minutes it becomes quite uncomfortable.
I believe your all actors and are part of the crew they follow and hound me day and night. I always come across the most insane situations during the most mundane of tasks. I see you watching me I know when people are gonna talk to me I know you now stop the filming and let me get on with my life
The most fucked-up thing is -- probably most of these quirks are true. Bunch of sick fucks.
I have fantasies about beating up the pope, i would run up behind the old nazi and kick him in the legs then as he falls kick him as hard as popssible in the bollocks then while he's screaming in agony jump on his head and stamp on his face and stand there kicking him. I would be in the nude and masturbating
I like to buy the huge pressurized containers of butane gas then I push the rubber tube up the poop chute and discharge the highly imflammable gas into my insides. So now I pass a group of niggers smoking some weed and as I do I rip out a massive fart which ignites and incinerates them leaving nothing but a smoking crispy thing, take my word it's lovely.
I secretly feed my wife with highly addictive drugs in her food
I like to put a wooden match in the tip of my penis and light it while I masturbate, then right before it burns my penis I cum to put the flame out.
I like to buy those pressurized air canisters at computer stores, stick them up my ass and blow all the air into me whilst I whistle the theme to Kill Bill. Afterwards I try and let out the biggest fart possible.
I masturbate to women fisting themselves. I like to see the inside of the vagina and when they pull their fist out and hold it open, it makes me cum.
My secret quirk is to tie an attractive girl onto the bed then cut her toes off with a chainsaw, this really appeals to me and I would do it very quickly to stop too much suffering.
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Every time I enter a bathroom I check behind the shower curtain. I don't know why. I don't really expect anyone to pop out and say boo.
when people touch my computer screen I often have the urge to slap their hand away